Medium rare, but not for long.
Remember that song from childhood? It goes a little something like this: “Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes…” Well, if I could tell exactly what part of the baby is jabbing me, in which particular place… Cause the kid inside me is tap-dancing that song onto my intestines right now.
Yes, it’s almost midnight, and I’m wide awake. Rather, I seem to have a 2.5 lb Peanut flavoured chuck roast on a continual rotisserie in my belly, keeping me awake. (I was going to link to a photo of a 2.5 lb chuck roast, but I realize that might terribly offend my vegetarian readers. And it’s kinda gross.)
I swear the kid is going through some kind of radical growth stage right now, cause it seems to have been non-stop action for about 3 days now. I’m bulging. I’m popping. My belly is lurching, rolling and extending… How else to describe this?? If you have never been pregnant, or spent any significant time with a pregnant woman, I don’t imagine any of this makes too much sense.
Suffice to say: THIS IS THE WEIRDEST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE. And Dustin seems a little freaked by it, too.
So. Is this blog turning into some pregnancy/mommy blog? I’m afraid to tell you, dear readers, that if the thought of this sends chills down your spine, you may need to take me off your RSS feed. I honestly don’t think I can help it. A friend recently advised (warned?) me that there is little that can be done about the fact that when you give birth to a child (and for the time leading up to that moment) very little else consumes your thoughts quite as much…eat, sleep, talk: baby.
Let’s just say that this a fair warning to you all.
In the mean time, what else is going on with me? Oh, I miss Erin. She left on Wed for Toronto for another of life’s big adventures. It’s awesome. And it sucks. I miss her. sigh…
And my show opens in the gallery in Salmon Arm in less than 3 weeks!! Egads! So exciting! Anyway, here’s the official postcard for the show (click on image for a bigger version):
There is more going on, but I’ll leave it at that for tonight. I’m gonna go try that sleep thing again.
Ciao.

